I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn’t steal anything
okay so mitt rhymes with shit.
and you know what Obama rhymes with?
Ohana. And Ohana means family, and family means that nobody gets left behind.
WHO’S THE OBVIOUS CHOICE HERE.