splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

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icanfeelmyselfslippingaway:

This Is Just So Heartbreaking. I Didn’t Really Listen To Suicide Silence…. But To See All Those People Just Crying Because Their Hero Died. It’s Really Sad. What If This Was Kellin Or Vic Or Even Austin. I Might Not Know What It Feels Like To Lose A Hero… Stay Strong Suicide Silence Fans (yes I know I’m late)

: Mitt Romney vs. Skins fandom:


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That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn’t steal anything

lolzpicx:

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imactuallymrsdarrencriss:

okay so mitt rhymes with shit.

and you know what Obama rhymes with?

Ohana. And Ohana means family, and family means that nobody gets left behind.

WHO’S THE OBVIOUS CHOICE HERE.

(Source: sharpaysunderstudy, via rememberingsuunday)


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